Top GOP leader skips Obama press conference for Britney Spears concert


If I know anything about politicians, it’s that they love whores.  After Britney Spears brought the sexy back by shedding a few pounds, how could a group of our loyal lawmakers resist attending her concert rather than watching the Obama press conference?



Here’s the word: After recently appearing on dozens of 24 hour cable news channels attacking the President’s economic plans, House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has become a pseudo-celebrity.  Last night, Britney held a lip sync festival at the Verizon Center in downtown D.C.  Unable to resist the whore, Cantor opted to go to the concert rather than hear the latest economic news from the President of the United States.  Several members of the audience recognized the Rep as the fellow from the cable news shouting matches…er television shows.

But this story isn’t isolated to the Grand Old White Guys.  Democrats loves whores just as much as the next guy.  But this is where things get a little fuzzy.  The Democratic guy in this case, is actually a Democratic lady.  Senator Mary Landrieu of Louisiana allegedly joined Cantor at the concert.

It would be difficult for either congressperson to justify going to the concert for anything other than Britney Spears’ good looks.  Clearly it has nothing to do with her keen political insight.  And to claim that it involved her status as musical savant, well that would be just too damn easy.

RWP Rating: 2/5 Unusual



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6 Responses to “Top GOP leader skips Obama press conference for Britney Spears concert”

  1. jonolan Says:

    Why would they bother attending an Obama press conference in the 1st place. It’s not like Obamaprompter has anything to say to the people in Congress; they already know what’s rally going on.

  2. Joel Lightly Says:

    It was a press conference. How would he go about using a teleprompter? It was a lot of Q & A. And can you imagine the drivel that would come out of politicians’ mouths if they didn’t use teleprompters?

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  4. jonolan Says:

    Strangely or sadly, Obama tends to bring the teleprompter even to press conferences. Look it up, if you care and don’t believe me.

    But really, why would a politician bother attending a press conference like that? They’ve already heard it all and more. It’d be a waste of their time really.

    Now drooling over Spears, that’s a better use for their time than listening to Obama and his pet media 😀 Not a good use, true – but still better than the alternative you’ve stated.

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