Dead man endorses City Council member


Val Jackson of Wichita, Kansas recently endorsed City Council member Lavonta Williams after dying in 2002.  Jackson, the former owner of a Mortuary, was a prominent member in the Wichita business community.   An elementary school was named after him in 2003.

Val Jackson in happier times.

Val Jackson in happier times.

James Barfield, Lavonta Williams’ opponent in the race, was shocked and appalled by the necromancy on the other side of the aisle.

I almost fell out of my chair when I saw that. I thought oh, my God, Chicago politics.  She’s using dead people.

If I know anything about zombies, it’s that they are easily convinced.  After experiencing the preliminary stages of rigor mortis, brain tissue is severely depleted.  Cognitive thought degenerates, leaving the mind in a zombie-see, zombie-do state.  It was only a matter of time before Williams or Barfield taught poor Val Jackson to do their bidding.

RWP Rating: Unusual



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One Response to “Dead man endorses City Council member”

  1. A. Morisson Says:

    Great post! Hilarious.

    Check out my Zombie Research Society blog at:

    Hope you like it, and keep up the good work.


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