White House accidentally gives reporters phone sex line number

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In a press release regarding the G20 conference in London, the White House accidentally gave reporters a phone sex line number instead of the number for an “on-the-record briefing call with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and National Security Advisor Jim Jones to discuss the NATO summit.”

Maybe it was Hillary on the other end...

Maybe it was Hillary on the other end...

Several media outlets called the number and were asked to enter a credit card number if “they were feeling nasty.”  The White House issued a second press release quickly with the amended phone number.

Fox News, harbingers of everything Fair and Balanced, asked Deputy White House Press Secretary Bill Burton to respond to the mishap.  Burton said, “A corrected phone number on a press release is probably one of the stupider things FOX News has covered lately.”

Fox responded with “Stupid is as Stupid does, Mr. Burton.”  The two are expected to meet each other in the alley sometime after the dismissal bell.

Any bets this was an April Fools joke that Fox is just too stupid to understand?  We had plenty of readers that got fooled by the horse shit we put up yesterday.  Check it out in our April Fools section.

RWP Rating: Strange

Full Story: Fox News

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