Sean Hannity has never viewed porn, won’t admit to having sex

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The discussion on Sean Hannity’s “Great American Panel” got a little too risque for its host last night.  When talking about a group of students from the University of Maryland that wanted to run a skin flick at the Student Union, Hannity tried to convince the other panel members that he had never seen porn in his life.

That tongue could be put to better use.

That tongue could be put to better use.

Also disturbing is the Hannity’s refusal to answer if he is a virgin.  Instead of saying no, he says “I have two children.”  That isn’t a “no,” Mr. Hannity.  There is all kinds of science these days that could make your wife get knocked up without your pecker ever penetrating.

Rather than merely admit that he has porked at least one philly during his 47-year-old life, Hannity would have the internet elite speculate on the origin of his two children.  Here’s one for him:  There is no compelling evidence that supports the notion that Hannity has had sex.  Based on what we’ve learned from his show, we can hypothesize that his kids could be the long, lost children of former NBA superstar Shawn Kemp (he’s got plenty already).

RWP Rating: Strange

Full Story: Huffington Post (Video)

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