Tea-bagging protesters are doing it wrong, scared of being arrested, shut down by Secret Service

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Right-wingers really aren’t used to protesting.  That’s why today is going to bring laughter to sane individuals across the United States.  The Washington DC protest does not disappoint.

OMG Its the SOCIALISM

OMG It's the SOCIALISM

The plan for protesters in DC was to dump one million tea bags into the Potomac River.   But after finding out that it was illegal (can’t imagine there are too many protesters today that are aware of pollution laws), they pussied out and decided to dump the bags in Lafayette Park.  A truck was going to dump the tea bags onto a tarp and the protesters were going to war dance around it and then clean it all up.  However, idiots that ran the protest didn’t know that they needed a permit to use a dump truck in a public park.   The protesters ultimately ditched the one million tea bags idea.

Anger peaked and the protesters marched to the lawn of the White House.  An unidentified protester threw a package over the fence, immediately causing a clusterfuck of security issues.  The protest witnessed the unholy ban stick of the Secret Service and the package was opened by a robot.  After discovering that the package did not contain any dangerous device, protesters were allowed to continue their shenanigans.

RWP Rating: Strange

Full Story: Huffington Post

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