Posts Tagged ‘Depression’

Jim Cramer sees jump in stock market, declares Depression over

April 4, 2009

Fuck you Jim Cramer.  A blip in the stock market just means that we may have found a way out of this clusterfuck.  Did we close down the derivatives market?  Surely we at least made subprime lending illegal, right?  Did we assign value to the toxic assets?  How about forbid 30 to 1 leverage?  Or criminalize naked default swaps?  No?  We haven’t?  Then shut the fuck up.

How long before you have to apologize for this?

I ate a ham sandwich for lunch.

I ate a ham sandwich for lunch.

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Full Story: Business and Media Institute

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Government launches mental health website to get you through Recession

March 31, 2009

The Substance Abuse & Mental Health Services Administration launched a new website Monday aimed at helping people get through the current economic crisis without putting a bullet in their head.

Matthew Perry?

Matthew Perry?

The guide provides information about how to effectively manage stress as well as how to spot signs of alcoholism, drug addiction, and depression.   The site also contains links for troubled homeowners that may help to alleviate some of their stress.

It may not look pretty right now, but the United States will get through this recession.  Here is a tip: You can actually make money off of this recession if you do a little research.  If you are particularly stressed about finances, talk to some of your friends and try to get it on the toxic assets that the government will be selling.  They are going to be backed 97% by the FDIC.

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Full Story: http://www.samhsa.gov/economy/